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The Weekly Review Goes Gangsta

That's right fambly, it's time for the weekly flashback. Gotta keep it fresh for the people. It's been an interesting week for a plethora of reasons, many of which I won't discuss this evening. Now I could do the usual thing and discuss UK basketball, or other sports, or tell you something funny that happened to me this week. In fact I may still do that. But I have found that the key to a successful blogg (that's no typo....that's "gansta" for blog.) is format. You can lose your audience just from the first impression they recieve when they pull up your page. You gotta mix it up. So tonight, instead of the usual format, I thought we might try something new...........(cue the rap music with a killer baseline (or at least imagine it)).

Tonight's formats is not so much an award show as it is a recognition ceremony. Yes, tonight we recognize the events, peoples, goings-on, news items, and other such things that stood out over the week. Forget the Oscars. Forget the Grammys. Forget the Tonys. Tonight, we award the real winners. Tonight is the first ever edition of the "Yeeeeeeaaaahh Booooooyyyyyy!!!!!" awards. There is no more greater honor than to recieve a "Yeeeeeeeaaahhhhh Boooooooyyyyyy!!!!. Or, for brevity's sake, a YB. Tonight's winners:

-Christmas Lights. Chris and I seem to have quite the touch when it comes to putting Christmas lights on houses. In fact, I would like to introduce to you the name of our new exterior illumination service: Two Men and a Ladder. Need lights put up? Call the pros! We'll take care of you.

-UNC basketball. You proved that youth doesn't matter as much as people say. Congrats on your victory, you wanted it more.

-Ravi Moss. Not only do you deserve a scholarship, but you deserve a big YB as well. You scored 17 points in a loss to UNC. The only other player to score more was your All-American point gaurd, who got most of his points in the last minute when UNC backed off and let him have the points. The sad part: you are a walk-on. Kudos to you, shame on the scholarship players.

-Lucy Burgin. For beating the crap out of me. I always like to give her a hard time about all the free stuff she gets from UK. And tonight she got me back. I'm glad we resolved our issues.

-PSY 313. I dominated that class so much that the professor said I don't need to take the final.

-Detective Stabler. You flipped a table, threw a dude against a van, and threw another guy against a wall in Wednesday's rerun of Law and Order: SVU.

-Hagan York. For his newest wrestling move: The Bill of Rights. I can't wait to see it.

-Code-Dawg's massive truck. I have never felt more powerful than after I had ridden in that monstrosity.

-Feliz Navidad performed by Jose Fellancio. This is the best Chrismas song ever. You can't help but move to the beat.

-Wes and Chris' Christmas Carol Dance Mix 2005. Looking for that perfect gift for that special someone this holiday season? Look no further than this album. Just imagine all your holiday favorites........Mary Did You Know?, O Christmas Tree, White Christmas, Little Drummer Boy. Now imagine them remixed with hot new dance beats and effects.

-Indoor Soccer '06. Get ready, this is the year we take the title and win the free T-Shirts. Possible names for this years squad: The Disciplinators, RCU, Team Flava.

-Andy Henard's Christmas Present. Oh man, I am so excited about this. It is the best idea ever. You just wait Henard, you just wait. This one in gonna be good, ny friend.

posted by Wes @ 12:08 AM